Four Catholic ladies were ...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"

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The nurse needs a scientific ....

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

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You chew on other people`s....

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You chew on other people`s fingernails.

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Your eyes stay open ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

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You`ve worn out your third ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You`ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

One morning, a grandmother was...

One morning, a grandmother was surprised to find that her 7-year-old grandson had made her coffee! Smiling, she choked down the worst cup of her life. When she finished, she found three little green Army men at the bottom. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these Army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'

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The only time you`re standing ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... The only time you`re standing still is during an earthquake.

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