One morning, a grandmother was...

One morning, a grandmother was surprised to find that her 7-year-old grandson had made her coffee! Smiling, she choked down the worst cup of her life. When she finished, she found three little green Army men at the bottom. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these Army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'

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The only time you`re standing ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... The only time you`re standing still is during an earthquake.

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You have to watch videos...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

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You sleep with your...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You sleep with your eyes open.

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You know you are ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.