Thursday, November 4, 2010

Four Catholic ladies were ...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.
The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic mother says, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Eminence."
Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this subtle, "Well?"
So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied dancer. When he walks into a room, people say, "Oh my God!"

http://www.coffeefair.com/coffee-humor.htm

The nurse needs a scientific ....

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

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You chew on other people`s....

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You chew on other people`s fingernails.

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Your eyes stay open ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

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You`ve worn out your third ...

You know you are addicted to coffee if ... You`ve worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.